"Old Stuff"   by John Clapp  09/21/2009



	"I love this stuff.  You know, old stuff is better than new stuff.
Heft this!"

	Jonny tossed me a latex glove filled with air.
It was blown up like a baloon, tied with a knot,
and resembled a cows' udder.

	"Suck it!"   he said.

	I held it out to him at arms length and said,  "bite it Jonny.  The 
'splosion might blow the jerky out of your toothless head."

	He looked at me funny.  You know, one of those looks
that makes you wonder.
						Did I fart?