"Tutchy"   by John Clapp  10/15/2009



	Vicky Rose to my occasion
Tommy nose my ocupation
	Sally has a funny notion
Slippery slidey oily lotion

	Been to school to long to be
Taken very seriously
	Sally takes the wrong road now
Uppy downy turny...wow!

	Rocky hardly knows my name
Sandy plays a mighty game
	Sally tries to please and thank me
Donna wants to scold and spank me

	Izzy coming home for dinner
Thickly then becoming thinner
	Sally doesn't do the walk
Mouthy baby tries to talk

	Tutchy wants to fondly frisk her
Dandy glares back jealously
	Sally's crying, "hit him mister!"
Tony clenches zealously

	Vicky Rose up one last time
Clonking Tutchy on the head
	Sally Sandy Tony Dandy
Tutchy wishes he were dead